Actually I shouldn't really be the Grammar Commando, because I'm really not that picky about grammar as long as you say what you mean to say. (I'm all in favor of splitting infinitives and dangling prepositions like fish bait.) It's the unintentionally humorous misspellings that get me.
Like this one: "I will email you privetly."
THIS is privet:
I guess a "privet" email would be like the little hedge postbox in Little Women.
An email sent to an individual rather than a list would be a private email.